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primaniacs' Yowamushi Pedal: Glory Line Perfume Lets You Smell Like A Sweaty Teenage Boy (Or Roses)

Have you ever wanted to smell like a sweaty male teenage athlete? What if we told you that sweaty male teenage athletes smell like bergamot, jasmine, vanilla, and lavender? If that sounds totally ridiculous, you're right - but it's also totally possible. If you want, you can buy primaniacs' Yowamushi Pedal: Glory Line perfume, a tie-in product for the series. The company also makes Osomatsu-san perfume, Fate Stay/Night perfume, Trigun perfume, and more.

The Yowapeda blends come in seven different flavors, focusing on the protagonists of the latest season.

TOP:Lemon, Bergamot

MIDDLE:Jasmine, Tuberose, Muguet, Gardenia, Raspberry, Marine

LAST:Musk, Sandalwood, Powderic, Vanilla

TOP:Bergamot, Fresh Lime, Leaf Green

MIDDLE:Jasmine, Muguet, Violet, Heliotrope

LAST:Musk, Ozone Floral, Raspberry, Oakmoss, Tonka Beans

TOP:Lemon, Bergamot, Leaf Note

MIDDLE:Muguet, Sumire, Carnation

LAST:Cedarwood, Sandalwood, Amber, Musk

TOP:Lemon, White Tea, Spearmint

MIDDLE:Jasmine, Rose, Marine, Muguet, Lily

LAST:Musk, Sandalwood, Amber, Raspberry

TOP:Lemon, Bergamot, Lime

MIDDLE:Muguet, Lavender, Rose, Jasmine, Lilac, Lavandin

LAST:Musk, Amber, Labdanum, Woody

TOP:Lemon, Lime, Bergamot

MIDDLE:Jasmine, Rose, Lavender, Basil, Galbanum, Black Pepper

LAST:Musk, Amber, Sandalwood, Vetiver

TOP:Bergamot, Geranium, Spearmint

MIDDLE:Lavender, Rosemary, Ylang Ylang, Rose, Muguet

LAST:Cedarwood, Musk, Amber, Sandalwood

Bike fans, do these scents seem in-character? Should Kuroda's perfume smell more like blood and cat pee than geranium and spearmint? Why doesn't Teshima's blend smell like seaweed and trying too hard? Why can't I buy a Komari perfume that smells like grilled meat and molesting people? Most importantly, would you buy these things? Let us know in the comments.



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