primaniacs' Yowamushi Pedal: Glory Line Perfume Lets You Smell Like A Sweaty Teenage Boy (Or Roses)

Have you ever wanted to smell like a sweaty male teenage athlete? What if we told you that sweaty male teenage athletes smell like bergamot, jasmine, vanilla, and lavender? If that sounds totally ridiculous, you're right - but it's also totally possible. If you want, you can buy primaniacs' Yowamushi Pedal: Glory Line perfume, a tie-in product for the series. The company also makes Osomatsu-san perfume, Fate Stay/Night perfume, Trigun perfume, and more.

The Yowapeda blends come in seven different flavors, focusing on the protagonists of the latest season.

TOP：Lemon, Bergamot

MIDDLE：Jasmine, Tuberose, Muguet, Gardenia, Raspberry, Marine

LAST：Musk, Sandalwood, Powderic, Vanilla

TOP：Bergamot, Fresh Lime, Leaf Green

MIDDLE：Jasmine, Muguet, Violet, Heliotrope

LAST：Musk, Ozone Floral, Raspberry, Oakmoss, Tonka Beans

TOP：Lemon, Bergamot, Leaf Note

MIDDLE：Muguet, Sumire, Carnation

LAST：Cedarwood, Sandalwood, Amber, Musk

TOP：Lemon, White Tea, Spearmint

MIDDLE：Jasmine, Rose, Marine, Muguet, Lily

LAST：Musk, Sandalwood, Amber, Raspberry

TOP：Lemon, Bergamot, Lime

MIDDLE：Muguet, Lavender, Rose, Jasmine, Lilac, Lavandin

LAST：Musk, Amber, Labdanum, Woody

TOP：Lemon, Lime, Bergamot

MIDDLE：Jasmine, Rose, Lavender, Basil, Galbanum, Black Pepper

LAST：Musk, Amber, Sandalwood, Vetiver

TOP：Bergamot, Geranium, Spearmint

MIDDLE：Lavender, Rosemary, Ylang Ylang, Rose, Muguet

LAST：Cedarwood, Musk, Amber, Sandalwood

Bike fans, do these scents seem in-character? Should Kuroda's perfume smell more like blood and cat pee than geranium and spearmint? Why doesn't Teshima's blend smell like seaweed and trying too hard? Why can't I buy a Komari perfume that smells like grilled meat and molesting people? Most importantly, would you buy these things? Let us know in the comments.